I'll be at the Union Square Barnes & Noble on Tuesday, attempting to monetize my charisma. The event is at 7 pm and free to the public.
— Chuck Klosterman (@CKlosterman) June 30, 2014
I know he said this with his tongue so far in his cheek that he was probably ripping out a tooth but there’s so much truth in the sarcasm.
What is modern media if not trying to monetize your charisma?